{"id":2089,"date":"2017-12-09T13:30:48","date_gmt":"2017-12-09T13:30:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zahratalmaghrib.com\/?p=2089"},"modified":"2017-12-18T12:19:48","modified_gmt":"2017-12-18T12:19:48","slug":"detente-ma-femme-est-sourde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zahratalmaghrib.com\/?p=2089","title":{"rendered":"D\u00e9tente..Ma femme est sourde"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Deux petits vieux discutent sur un banc.<\/span><\/p>\n

L’un dit \u00e0 l’autre : “Je crois que ma femme devient sourde”.<\/span><\/p>\n

L’autre r\u00e9pond :\u00a0“C’est simple pour le savoir lorsque tu rentreras, parle lui \u00e0 5 m, puis \u00e0 4 m, puis \u00e0 3 m puis tout pr\u00e8s d’elle, comme \u00e7a tu te rendras comptes si c’est grave ou pas.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Fort de ce conseil, lorsqu’il rentre chez lui, le petit vieux s’adresse \u00e0 sa femme qui est assise pr\u00e8s de la fen\u00eatre \u00e0 environ 5 m de l’entr\u00e9e…<\/span><\/p>\n

“Ch\u00e9rie qu’est-ce qu’on mange ce soir ?”
\nPas de r\u00e9ponse !
\nIl se rapproche \u00e0 4 m repose la m\u00eame question. Toujours pas de r\u00e9ponse !<\/span><\/p>\n

A 3 m…Toujours pas de r\u00e9ponse ! Puis enfin tout pr\u00e8s d’elle !<\/span><\/p>\n


\nEt l\u00e0 sa femme lui r\u00e9pond enfin : “Pour la quatri\u00e8me fois, de la salade et du jambon.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Deux petits vieux discutent sur un banc. L’un dit \u00e0 l’autre : “Je crois que ma femme devient sourde”. L’autre r\u00e9pond :\u00a0“C’est simple pour le savoir lorsque tu rentreras, parle lui \u00e0 5 m, puis \u00e0 4 m, puis \u00e0 3 m puis tout pr\u00e8s d’elle, comme \u00e7a tu te rendras comptes si c’est grave […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2090,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[419,101,76],"class_list":["post-2089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pause-cafe","tag-femme-sourde","tag-zahrat-al-maghrib","tag-zahratalmaghrib-com"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zahratalmaghrib.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zahratalmaghrib.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zahratalmaghrib.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zahratalmaghrib.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zahratalmaghrib.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2089"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/zahratalmaghrib.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2669,"href":"https:\/\/zahratalmaghrib.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2089\/revisions\/2669"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zahratalmaghrib.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zahratalmaghrib.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zahratalmaghrib.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zahratalmaghrib.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}